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{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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