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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}